The Ratchet Report: It Pays To Be An Ex-Wife of Timbaland, “Crocodile Dundee”, & Master P admin Friday, October 18, 2013 $1 Rumors, The Receipt Definition of Ratchet in the Urban Dictionary: A hot mess… Divorces Round 1: Wife of Timbaland Files for Divorce and she wants it all…. Monique Mosley, wife of Timbaland, says pay up! Timbaland, a popular music mogul who has produced for great artists such as Missy, Jay Z and Justin Timberlake, is worth a reported $80 million. His wife Monique of 5 years and girlfriend of 10, filed for divorce and wants support for her child from a previous relationship. Apparently Monique said she is so low on cash that she had to borrow money for attorney fees. She is seeking a lump sum of money during the divorce hearings and alimony for a life-time. I’m not sure how this is going to play out but for anybody reading this and who has a acquired a fortune before they get married please consider a prenup. God forbid that anything happens and people have to get divorced , but this goes for both men and women, we all should protect our assets people. Divorces Round 2: Wife of Paul Hogan aka “Crocodile Dundee” Files for Divorce Paul Hogan aka “Crocodile Dundee” is getting divorced for the 2nd time. Linda Hogan filed for divorce after 23-years of marriage to her husband. The couple played alongside each other in the legendary movie “Crocodile Dundee”. Linda requested that her name to be changed back to her original maiden name, spousal support and joint legal custody of Chance the couple’s 15 year old son. Paul Hogan went through his first nasty divorce in the 80’s in his native home of Australia. There must be something brewing in the air because over the past few months’ celebrity couples have been calling it quits and not playing fair. The man we all know and love as ‘Crocodile Dundee” is soon to be just a “Croc” after he ends up giving up half of his $20 million empire. Again, where are the prenups??? Divorces Round 3: Wife of Master P Files for Divorce It appears that Master P isn’t the only No Limit Soldier in his family. Sonya Miller, wife of Master P, filed for divorce after 24-years and is requesting spousal support. Master P is famous for building the No Limit Empire that made the careers of rap artist such as Mia X, Mystikal, C-Murder and more. The couple has been separated for a while and has had marital issues for years before the final decision to call it off. The couple has 4 children together but could never get around their differences. I guess the legend Tina Turner said it best “What’s love got to do with It”. Again, where are the prenups??? This week the “Really Award” goes to the “Attorney’s” of Timbaland, Paul Hogan aka “Crocodile Dundee” and Master P. I must say these attorney’s deserve a pat on the back. They are charging by the hour to mitigate what could have been handled in the beginning. Learn the law people so you know when your being had by crooked ratchet people. Submitted by Dameon Daniels, Content Writer for STACKS Magazine.
