The Ratchet Report: YALE’s Poop Bandit, Jermaine Jackson, Fed Workers & No Pay

Each week Stacks Mag will bring our readers “The Rachet Report”. We will highlight hot topics that have made headline news that make us say “Really?”. We will choose one report to receive the “Really Award” for the most down right rachet thing we have ever heard of. So sit back and enjoy as we bring to you “The Rachet Report”

Definition of Ratchett in the Urban Dictionary: A hot mess

YALE University Poop Bandit

Students in YALE are falling victim of the poop bandit. Yale Daily News, reported they received three complaints that students laundry have been popped in. One victim of this horrific event went as far as taking the feces out of the dryer and taking it to the College Masters office to show her frustration. Students have decided to take a stand and take shifts watching the laundry room in efforts to support each other and not have the same thing keep happening.

SMDH, regardless of where this stupidity happened it’s ignorant and low on some many levels. With everything that’s going on in the world people would waist energy taking craps in people’s laundry. Some people have way too much time on their hands. Please do something more productive like trying to get a life!

Jermaine Jackson buys a $160,000 Ferrari but in debt

Jermaine Jackson is falling but still balling. Apparently, Jermaine Jackson feels like the male version on NeNe Leaks ’cause they both want to show the world that they are “Rich B—h”. The former Jackson Five member and brother of famous icon Michael Jackson was reported buying a $160,000 Ferrari but is in debt nor has he paid his child support. TMZ reports that Mother Katherine Jackson was furious that her son is making such poor financial and responsibility decisions. Mother Katherine was also reported helping the mother of Jermaine’s youngest child financially.

Jermaine is definitely a legend in the music industry, but obviously a dead beat in real time. How could any real man purchase a $160,000 car and his child and ex-wife are broke and living with his mama…. Really Jermaine?

Friday Marks the last day of pay for many Fed Workers

Worse news is that it’s been a little over 10 days since the Government shut-down. Regardless of whose popularity rating is going up, the American people are suffering. NBC news polls reported that most Americans want to vote out the whole Congress. This Friday is the last day of pay for some Government workers which may cause a rippling effect in the economy and could potentially raise crime rates. Government workers that don’t have savings and were blindsided from the shutdown have no clue when they will see another check. NBC interviewed an Arlington, VA furloughed federal worker named Lisa and she stated “I could only pay half of my October rent so that I would have money to get groceries until my next and possibly last check.”

We shouldn’t be pledging allegiance to a land of lies, broken promises and a government that has constantly defrauded the nation.

This week the “Really Award” goes to the “Government” for not even considering the people that voted for you and will eventually turn the tables during the next elections. Congratulations Government! You didn’t think this thing out ’cause pay back is you being voted out and you too will be unemployed.

Submitted by Dameon Daniels, Content Writer for STACKS Magazine.