The Ratchet Report: Chris Brown, Honey Boo Boo, & Matt Lauer

Chris Brown can’t get enough but could be in the clear. Chris Brown has been in and out of court for temper and anger issues. We first heard the story of him and ex-girlfriend Pop Artist Rihanna. Chris was later charged.  Now, the United States Secret service is saving Chris Brown. Somehow TMZ retrieved reports that a witness of the latest altercation stated the alleged victim told a cop that Chris Brown never struck him. The cop denied all reports but the Secret Service stated that he was also around when the alleged victim spoke to the cop.

This Halloween, Honey Boo Boo and her family are bringing ‘sexy’ back. The popular TLC reality family from Georgia is representing the Kardashian family this Halloween. “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” is one of America’s favorite reality shows. Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson became famous after her breakout role from TLC’s reality series “Toddlers & Tiaras”.  She and her family put the “C” in Country and the “R” in Ratchet but have no shame in who they are and where they are from. The family decided to bring Hollywood to Halloween inspired the Kardashian way.

Halloween brings out the alter ego is some especially Matt Lauer. The popular “Today Show” host Matt Lauer along with Al Roker as Mr. T, Natalie Morales and Savannah Guthrie as Laverne and Shirley, Kathie Lee and Hoda Kotb as Flintstone characters took America by storm. The sense of humor of the cast speaks the ratings and outpouring of love they received as they came out one by one. Matt Lauer took the cake with his rendition of Pamela Anderson from her “Bay Watch” days.

This week the “Really Award” goes to the Chris Brown . When is this dude going to get a grip and lay low for a while. If he needs something to hit, I’m sure he has enough money to pay someone to punch on. For a couple stacks a month, I will volunteer. LOL!  Get it together Chris before someone gets you!