Definition of Ratchett in the Urban Dictionary: A hot mess

 

 

Davis

 

New York City Man arrested for attempted forced abortion….

 

New York City resident slips Plan B pill in girl breakfast…. Jaron Davis was arrested on November 25th in New York City after being charged with forcing an abortion after a one night stand. Davis apparently slip a Plan B pill in the cereal of the allege victim after sexual intimacy between the two. The Plan B Pill is an abortion pill that is taken within 72 hours after unprotected sex and 1 more pill 12 hours later as an alternative method to abortion. As Jaron Davis was being arrested for the charge he recited the lyrics to Rick Ross’s U.O.E.N.O song ft. rapper Rocko. Police reports stated that as Davis was being cuffed he said “I put Plan B all in her cereal and She Aint’t Even Know It.”

 

I guess Davis felt as though he was in the clear and had it all in the bag (no baby for him). I think he missed a few days out of Sex Ed because even though Plan B does work for abortions during unprotected sex, he obviously forgot about STD’s.

 

 

Brown

 

South Carolina party of 25 vs. Wild Wings….

 

South Carolina African-American party of 25 asked to leave Wild Wings… Michael Brown and his family were asked to leave a Wild Wings Café in Charleston, South Carolina after waiting 2 hours. Brown contacted the corporate office several times to report the incident and lack of customer services however was ignored. It wasn’t until Brown took matters into his own hands and posted the story on social media sites that the company decided responded to him months later. Brown stated that a White female customer complained to management that she felt threaten by Brown and his party. A family member with Brown video recorded the conversation between Brown and the management and was later escorted out after the manager became angry even after waiting 2 hours.

 

We are living in time of racial profiling, discrimination, social injustice and inequality. I can’t believe this well-known company that has been supported by people of all walks of life would even consider stooping so low, but I see some things never change. The saddest part about this situation is the corporate office only wanted to compensate Brown and his family with a free meal. SMH…. Where is Rev. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton when you need them!

 

 

THE Game

 

LA Twerk-Off gone Wrong….

 

LA Nightclub turns into a WWE battle…. LA rapper “The Game” hosted a birthday party at Supperclub a popular spot that’s known for good food, drinks and fun. Everything was good as woman was reported to be providing the rapper with a private twerk show in his car. Minutes later the woman began to argue with another woman which started a blood shed with several other women. The women ripped out weaves, beat each other with shoes and ripped off shirts leaving several women topless. It was reported by TMZ that when the cops finally arrived they were able to apprehend and arrest one of the woman involved.

 

I think the women were channeling the popular 1984 movie “Breakin” but with a new twist.

 

 

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This week the “Really Award” goes to New York’s dumbest Jaron Davis. Didn’t he learn from Rick Ross losing millions and a huge endorsement … apparently “He Ain’t Even Know It”.

 

 

Written by Dameon Daniels, Content Writer for STACKS Magazine.