The Ratchet Report: Comedian Claims Eddie’s the Father, Young Jeezy’s In Trouble Again, Mandela & His Rabbit Ear Dameon Daniels Friday, January 24, 2014 $1 Rumors, The Receipt Each week Stacks Mag will bring our readers “The Ratchet Report”…. We will highlight hot topics that have made headline news that make us say “Really”….. We will choose one report to receive the “Really Award” for the most down right ratchet thing we have ever heard of…. So sit back and enjoy as we bring to you “The Ratchet Report”! Photo courtesy of www.2hilarious.com Will the Real Murphy Please Stand-Up Eddie Murphy is on the defense about claims of alleged accusations of being the father of rising comedian…. Eddie Murphy popular actor and comedian hired lawyers to mount up on what he states are false claims that he parented a fellow young comedian. Brando Murphy has been threatened by Eddie’s attorney that he has gone on record to stating that he is the son of Eddie Murphy. Letters to Brando Murphy from Eddie Murphy’s attorney state allegations that Brando has gone as far as changing his last name to Murphy and showing up at Coffee Bean & Tea were Eddie often visits screaming, “My father won’t talk to me.” Brando has also joined the “Sons of Comedy” tour with Mason the son of the late great Richard Pryor. Brando replied to Murphy’s attorney stating that he has never stated that he was the son of Eddie Murphy and threatened to sue the comedian for defamation. The best way to settle this is to call Maury. In the case of grown ass Brando, Eddie you are not the Father! Photo courtesy of www.vibemagazine.com Rapper Young Jeezy Arrested Again Young Jeezy arrested after dispute with cops…. We all know Young Jeezy for his boss like rap image and hit songs, however cops don’t seem to feel the same way. On January 21st, police responded to an alarm at the residence of his alleged girlfriend in Alpharetta, GA. Cops weren’t certain what set the alarm off however when they arrived all hell broke loose. Police reports state that when they arrived to the alarm call the request to see ID from Young Jezzy however he refused to cooperate. TMZ reported that Jezzy told officers he would not provide them with his ID and went as far as pulling away while being hand cuffed. The popular rapper was arrested earlier this month for a dispute between him and his teenage son. Jeezy is the big homie so in the immortal words of him “Wait a minute, everybody balls for the photos. Somebody tell these local hating people I’m global.” Photo courtesy of www.nypost.com The new 29.5-foot Statute of Nelson Mandela under Fire South African officials demand sculpted rabbit be removed from Mandela Statue….South African officials are not happy about a new statue in South Africa of one of the world’s greatest leaders. The statue is the second largest exhibit in South Africa that honors Nelson Mandela. However, officials feel it does not represent what the country is proud of. The Department of Arts went on recorded stating that they were not aware that the statue had a small sculpted rabbit in one of the ears. The statue was supposed to represent the devotion and efforts of the country’s first Black president. South African official Mogomotsi Mogodiri is very disturbed by the the rabbit and would like for the rabbit to be taken out without any harm to the statue. Andre Prinsloo and Ruhan Janse van Vuuren stated that they added the rabbit as a discreet trademark for their work. This situation is defiantly out of control. A signature rabbit in the ear of one of the world’s most influential leaders is straight whack. This week the “Really Award” goes to artists “Andre Prinsloo and Ruhan Janse van Vuuren”. I’m sure there are a few places they can stick that rabbit and the ear of Icon Nelson Mandela definitely isn’t the place.
