The Ratchet Report: Nude Church??, Bieber Plane Sniffed Out By the Feds, & Murphy Daughters VS Shoot

“The Ratchet Report”

Each week Stacks Mag will bring our readers “The Ratchet Report”…. We will highlight hot topics that have made headline news that make us say “Really”….. We will choose one report to receive the “Really Award” for the most down right ratchet thing we have ever heard of…. So sit back and enjoy as we bring to you “The Ratchet Report”

Definition of Ratchet in the Urban Dictionary: A hot mess

When the Church reference “Come As You Are” goes too far

Virginia church welcomes congregation just as they are…. For years pastors have been preaching messages of love, prosperity and hope, but for the small church in Virginia the message don’t just stop there. Whitetail Chapel, a small church just a few miles away from Virginia’s state capital, is doing more than putting their burdens down but their clothes as well. The church has literally relaxed the dress code for its members so that they don’t have to worry about what to wear, but focus on getting there. The church has an optional clothing policy that the congregation feels is not sexual, however, free from societal judgments. The pastor of the church , Pastor Allen Parker, leads the efforts and stated, “God doesn’t care if the believers wear clothes while they pray to Him. If God made us that way, then why is it wrong?” The church is located on a Nudist Resort in the Ivor Community and the members support and defend their decision to be free.

The bible does state judge not that ye may not be judged. So, if that’s how these people decide to pray, then more power to them. Just don’t expect me to show my neighbor a hug of love at the end of service.

Bieber Plane Searched by Feds in New Jersey

Bieber just can’t get enough of the police…. TMZ reported that Justin Bieber plane was searched in New Jersey after the pilot radioed Customs stating that Bieber and his friends were smoking marijuana on their flight to New Jersey. Reports from Bieber’s camp state that Bieber was aware – and was going to be searched by Customs upon arrival back to the states –  because he is on a Homeland Security watch list due to 2 pending criminal cases. Although Bieber was informed by sources from his team, he decided to smoke on the aircraft anyway. The pilot stated that the he had to put on a gas mask because the smell of the marijuana was so strong and unbearable. The flight attendant on the flight stated that she was disrespected and harassed by Bieber and friends after asking them to stop smoking on the aircraft. When the plane arrived in New Jersey, federal officials were waiting with dogs to search the plane. Although Justin and his friends smoked all of the marijuana before the plane landed, drug-sniffing dogs detected trace amounts.

Bieber taking flying high to a new level. This is Biebers brain” __” …this is Biebers brain on drugs”__.”

Eddie Murphy’s Daughters Victoria Secret Photo Pitch

The Murphy girl’s home grown photo-shoot…. Do you remember when you were young and things you did when your parents were away? Well, Bria and Shayne Murphy took us all back down memory lane when their photos surfaced the media. Bria (age 24) and Shayne (age 19) decided they would make their mother Nicole Murphy and stepfather Michael Strahan’s bedroom the location for their lingerie photo shoot. The girls shot with photographer Dimitri Ray in the master bedroom of their parents Beverly hills mansion to pitch to Victoria Secrets. TMZ reported that Bria has attempted to model before, however this is a first time for her sister Shayne. But I must say, Shayne looks really HOTT.

I can say one thing Bria and Shayne better be glad Respusia Latimore isn’t their mother.

This week “Really Award” goes to no other than Justin Bieber. I mean what’s the deal with this kid. How many times does it take?

Photo Sources: TMZ, WVEC.com, & NecoleBitchie.com