The Ratchet Report: Kaepernick Accused of Sexual Assault, Popular Blog Offends Readers, & Porsha Is ‘Perfectly Worthless’ Dameon Daniels Friday, April 11, 2014 $1 Rumors, Feature Photo courtesy of www.upi.com. First Mike Tyson now Colin Kaepernick 49ers quarterback Colin Kaeprnick under investigation…. Your all-time favorite quarterback Colin Kaepernick has been accused of sexual assault. Kaeprnick teammate Quinton Patton along with Seattle Seahawks Ricardo Lockette were hanging in Lockette’s Miami home when a woman joined them late one evening for mixed drinks. The woman told police in a report that the three men stated “…in order to drink the shots she had to ‘hit’ the bong which contained marijuana.” The alleged woman stated after hitting the bong she felt lightheaded and decided to lay down in the bedroom. The woman later went to explain that Kaepernick followed her in the room kissed and undressed her until she was completely naked. She stated that last thing she remembered was Patton and Lockette peeking inside the room as she screamed for them to leave. The alleged victim woke up in a Miami hospital with very vague memories of that night minus certain details. The woman does admit to having a previous sexual relationship with Kaepernick. Nobody has been officially charged, however, the NFL and law officials are still investigating all allegations. Come on Kaepernick… haven’t you learned from all the other rich dudes that get hood winked by these THOTS looking for a quick come up.